Singing About Poop and Other Parenting Never-Thought-I-Woulds

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March 2, 2013 by Sarah Christine Bolton

Yesterday, M. pooped in the toilet.

It was a really, really big deal because she has been pooping in her pants for a couple months now. And just in case you are thinking, “Aw, so cute!” let me just say: screw that shit. Literally.

Because of my trauma associated with too many loads of laundry and baths and disinfecting, I was ecstatic. And then, I spontaneously broke out in song and dance… Singing “You Pooped in the Potty Chair” to the tune of “We Are the Titans,” from the film Remember the Titans.

Use birth control, people, or this could be your life.

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